August 27

Gosh, if it's not one thing, it's another, you know? If it's not Cindy Sheehan it's a hurricane. Can't a man take a vacation? Cheney told me I had to hold a press conference about it. But I didn't want to. So he finally said I could do it in a helicopter hanger. That was fun. I told people to evacuate but I really spent more time talking about the iraqi constitution because I like to talk about the positive, you know?

PS They told me something called a "levy" make "breech." I like that word breech. It's what dolphins do. And wales too. Whales and dolphins breech.